Corrupt a wish

[dsdude10]

Know how to play? No? Ok, click the spoiler for instructions.

Spoiler:

To play, the first poster makes a wish, then the second poster corrupts it, and then makes a wish of his/her own
EXAMPLE:
Poster 1:
I wish I had something valuable.
Poster 2:
Granted, but it's stolen before you can do anything with it.

I wish...

See how to play? Good

I'll start.
I wish I had an iPod Touch

[SHdude]

Wish granted, BUT you drop it in the bath!


I wish I could dive to the wreck of the Titanic...

[dsdude10]

Granted, but you get trapped and your scuba gear runs out of air

I wish I had a PSP

[Dark Guardian]

Wish granted, but I believe it's covered in fingerprints and mustard sauce stains.

I wish for a DSi

[ihaveamac]

Granted but you realized it's hacked and won't start.

I wish for a cup

[Dark Guardian]

Wish granted, but it's full of maggots inside.

I wish for a grain

[ihaveamac]

Granted but it's alive and runs away.

I wish for a 2nd wii.

[Dark Guardian]

Wish granted, but it took over your first wii and fell in love with it.
I wish for an internet router.

[ihaveamac]

Granted but it's very very very slow.
I wish for a book...

[Mayu]

Wish granted, but the book was boring.
I wish for a painting of someone on it.

[dsdude10]

granted, but it's someone you hate

I wish it was April 5 and I had $170.00

[SHdude]

Granted, but then you do summit really bad and someone sues you for all your money!

I wish I had the film a night to remember (its a titanic film!)

P.S: If anyone says I get sucked through the telly and sink with the ship, their wish is gonna be corrupted badly!

[dsdude10]

granted, but you drop it and it breaks into a billion pieces

[SHdude]

You forgotto make a WISH! Oh well...

I wish I could build a cruise ship!

[Dark Guardian]

Wish granted, but it caught fire and sunk.

I wish for a candy mountain